Things I don’t understand:
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Why I can’t download my favorite television show for less than $.75 cents.
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Why people voted for Bush the second time.
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Why I spend all my free time fucking up my computers, psp and xbox.
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Why accomplishing anything at work is measured in years.
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Why Regina has stayed with me for over ten years!
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Why they can’t grow me a new toe.
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Why Comcast only offers five HDTV local channels when over 20 are broadcast where I live.
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Why Scott Adams insist he worked at Pac-Bell when it is obvious he worked where I’ve worked.
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How not printing in color will rescue the finances of any company.
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Why I wrote this list.